autism_2 [any, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agoI'm outdoorsmessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down11
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareI'm outdoorsautism_2 [any, it/its]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squarechillbo_baggins [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agodon’t panic. find the nearest door and be in it e: you’ll get through this
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 month agoDon’t listen to this poster. Find the nearest rock and flip it over, underneath you will find a newt, this newt will guide you, his name is Steven.
minus-squareautism_2 [any, it/its]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agowhat do i do if i ated him please advise
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoYou just doomed your soul to hell
minus-squarechillbo_baggins [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agodon’t listen to this poster. the rock was a test and the newt was a trap–you passed. face the northern sky and whisper thanks to the Star Mother. your next task is to get dressed. please look around for any leaves or branches that look like they might be obscuring a haunted chifforobe.
don’t panic. find the nearest door and be in it
e: you’ll get through this
Don’t listen to this poster. Find the nearest rock and flip it over, underneath you will find a newt, this newt will guide you, his name is Steven.
what do i do if i ated him please advise
You just doomed your soul to hell
don’t listen to this poster. the rock was a test and the newt was a trap–you passed. face the northern sky and whisper thanks to the Star Mother.
your next task is to get dressed. please look around for any leaves or branches that look like they might be obscuring a haunted chifforobe.