It’s really fucking common in the internet wild. It’s even common offline.
“Just pack up your entire life and move out of here if you don’t like it here. No one is holding a gun to your head to stay.” 
Oh, I did, but it took years of planning, preparation, savings, and an early retirement with the penalties that entailed. There was no gun, but I couldn’t whisk myself out of Bazinga Land in CA any faster than I could sell a flooded house to Aquaman.
That’s it. That’s the post. No one held a gun to my head to post this, but I did it anyway.
Under capitalism there’s always a choice, that’s what so great it.
You can’t get a job? lol, I guess you should’ve not studied underwater basket weaving.
Can’t get a place to live? lol, guess you should move somewhere cheaper.
Lost your job to bazinga treat printers? Should have learned to code.
Lost your coding job to bazinga treat printers? Should have learned a trade.
Back gave out at the trade because it’s actually grueling hard work that punishes the body? Should have been born a failson.
Is this a cactar and tonberry reference?
I have no idea what that means
Ancient internet animated videos, one joke I still remember was “extreme underwater basket weaving”