DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower
maybe a flamethrower
For the swift shave…
Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos
Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind
The what now?
Search “flame clipping udders”
Bidet? or Bidon’t?
It’s a bid-HEYYYYY!!!
A pressure washer would be more effective.
Yeah, I hate it when I’m done with my bidet and I still have my skin
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For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry
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Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.
You made me puke in my mouth a little bit
Cool!
Wtf
The design is very human.
Adapt Overcome Improvise
Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?
Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.
Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.