Once upon a time, there was a large evil tentacle monster off the coast of Haiti. It was large and would smash buildings on the coast and kidnap people by grabbing them and dragging them into the sea. The people were terrorized by the monster until one brave alcoholic sailor dared to sail into the ocean and attempt to kill it with fishing spears and harpoons. He sailed out and tried to bring it on his ship, but the Lovecraftian monster was too large and could not be brought into the ship. His boat was destroyed and many of his men died or were eaten by the monster, but he went to shore and was able to make a new plan.

He made harpoons and tied rope onto them, and when the monster revealed its tentacles by slamming them onto the shore he stuck them with metal fishing spears and pulled them onto the land. This made him able to gather more men to pull the beast, and he eventually caused the monster to become beached and die, with everyone taking turns cutting into its flesh and eating it, with the Drowned God absorbing it’s energy to achieve godhood.

The Drowned God appears as a skeleton with horns, and a fishing spear. Sometimes his bones are made from blue gems, blue wood, or driftwood. His bones can even appear to be made of shell fossils or other marine materials.