alphanerd4@lemmy.worldM to US Authoritarianism@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 months ago[2020] 20 Minutes for a Statue to be in Before a Neighbor Calls the Cops to Investigate.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1781arrow-down19file-text
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minus-squarewabafee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73·3 months ago“Damnit Jesus go back to heaven already you know it’s illegal to sleep here” Police probably
minus-squarekreekybonez@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·3 months agodepends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose
minus-squareMunkyNutts@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoHe’ll just turn the other cheek, but he can also respawn, so I think eventually he’ll wear you down.
minus-squareMehBlah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoHispanic jesus would have definitely taken a beating.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoKorean Jesus would’ve thrown the beating.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoPretty sure Jesus chose to be poor, which makes him the wrong kind of white person. Looks like he gets the beatings too. We don’t talk about Mega-Church Jesus.
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“Damnit Jesus go back to heaven already you know it’s illegal to sleep here” Police probably
Before or after beating him?
depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose
He’ll just turn the other cheek, but he can also respawn, so I think eventually he’ll wear you down.
Hispanic jesus would have definitely taken a beating.
Korean Jesus would’ve thrown the beating.
Pretty sure Jesus chose to be poor, which makes him the wrong kind of white person.
Looks like he gets the beatings too.
We don’t talk about Mega-Church Jesus.
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