I was listening on NPR about how women were checked for femininity and given a card after an official go to see their reproductive organs for Olympic sports. Fun times!
It would be interesting for statistical analysis of our evolution, and for fun, to measure every one’s penis and be given a male card:
Name: Robert Schmidt
Soft penis size: 3"
Soft curvature= downward
Hard penis size: 5.75"… He keeps saying 7"
Hard curvature= left up
Right ball r1= 1.5"
Right ball r1= 1"
Left ball r1= 3"
Left ball r1= 1.5"
Semen color= 270, 265, 256
Semen quantity= 10ml
Semen smell= standard musky 275
Semen motility= 50% above average
Semen morphology= 10% at average
Semen taste= pineapple and onion
Penis elastic modulii data…
I was listening on NPR about how women were checked for femininity and given a card after an official go to see their reproductive organs for Olympic sports. Fun times!
Do they also do Olympic penis inspection day for the make athletes?
Way back in the day, you wouldn’t have to do this.
shit, the greeks had it right
every event was the dick and balls inspection event
And this was before your razor had six blades. Probably only two or three at most.
the olympic genital inspector seems like a job for weirdos (deragatory)
It would be interesting for statistical analysis of our evolution, and for fun, to measure every one’s penis and be given a male card:
Name: Robert Schmidt Soft penis size: 3" Soft curvature= downward Hard penis size: 5.75"… He keeps saying 7" Hard curvature= left up Right ball r1= 1.5" Right ball r1= 1" Left ball r1= 3" Left ball r1= 1.5" Semen color= 270, 265, 256 Semen quantity= 10ml Semen smell= standard musky 275 Semen motility= 50% above average Semen morphology= 10% at average Semen taste= pineapple and onion Penis elastic modulii data…