2 August, Juche 113 -

Officials from the Ministry of Urban Management confirmed today that Respected Comrade Sasha Bear, Workers’ Party of Sashatown, upgraded his state residence. The new Central Luxury Mansion has more living space, easier access to trails, air conditioning, and room for the entirety of the People’s Toy Shelter. In attendance were Comrade Monkey, Comrade Bunny, Comrade Sheep, Comrade Squirrel, and five tennis balls. Marshal Sasha said, “To me according to my need”, brushing off the cost to the state. Comrade Hedgehog IX was not present due to being executed for undisclosed crimes against the Democratic People’s Republic of Sashatown.