“Vice President Harris - um - you look different today.”
“I know I was out of the public eye on the weekend. I had a terrible case of food poisoning. Doug too. That also explains why I’m so pale. But don’t you like my new pantsuit? The Second Gentleman hasn’t recovered yet. We’re still looking for a replacement.”
“A replacement?”
“Just a little humor - y’all.” Hahhhhaahhahahahahahaha - snort - bwhaaahhaahhaaha. “My turn.”
“Vice President Harris - um - you look different today.”
“I know I was out of the public eye on the weekend. I had a terrible case of food poisoning. Doug too. That also explains why I’m so pale. But don’t you like my new pantsuit? The Second Gentleman hasn’t recovered yet. We’re still looking for a replacement.”
“A replacement?”
“Just a little humor - y’all.” Hahhhhaahhahahahahahaha - snort - bwhaaahhaahhaaha. “My turn.”
too few (zero) bursts of inappropriate laughter
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