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minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up202·5 months agoHell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers: …to get coffee? …for a movie night? …for lunch/dinner? …to hang out and chat at the park? …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire? Basically anything but that.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up117·5 months ago … with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!
minus-squareoriginalfrozenbanana@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months agoDamnit now I wanna smash Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 months agoyou don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·5 months agoWhat about …to build my Rivendell Lego set? …to play some Goldeneye? …to paint my Skaven army?
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·5 months agoWho knows? Maybe she’s down… …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire. …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language. …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
minus-squarepng@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-25 months ago …to commit war crimes in Bosnia.
minus-squareBirbatron@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 months agoI hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be It’s the republic not the empire Sorry I’ll leave now
minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·5 months agoSave some women for the rest of us, sheesh
minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 months ago"Are you down…: … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
minus-squareFermion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up24·5 months agoYou need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
minus-squareLittleBorat2linkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoHe could have just copy pasted these bullet points
Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:
Basically anything but that.
Damnit now I wanna smash
Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
What about
Who knows? Maybe she’s down…
… to remove kebab
I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be
It’s the republic not the empire
Sorry I’ll leave now
Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh
"Are you down…:
You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
He could have just copy pasted these bullet points