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It has been so great to see how horrible Vance is as a VP pick. I would hazard a guess that nobody else would say yes to Trump after he was willing to sacrifice Pence.
Boy, it would be terrible if his nickname became
Flipper🐬Vance
The Legend of Flipper Vance
Episode IV: Avoiding Seductive Couches
The Legend of Flipper Vance
Episode XI: Couch surfing for fun and profit
Damnit, that’s a WAY better title! I knew there were some quality opportunities
Well done
Well thank you but it’s always easier to riff on an idea than generate the first one!
That works on at least two levels
He left the tweet up. It is still there (from February 17th). Just…wow
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There is a documentary explaining it, called: The Boys
/s (kind of)
Wow.
I am not one to kink shame, but dude, c’mon. THIS and Trump are the best the Republican Party could do? Out of 330,000,000 people?
It just goes to show that Republicans are monumental pieces of shit.
Dudes the first millennial candidate and his opsec is worse than a 90 year old grandparent. Here’s hoping Harris’ vp is a millennial to save some dignity for the generation, historically speaking.
JD Vance is a Peter Thiel sock puppet.
that certainly is a raw story (.com)
So the bestiality guy is the least sexually deviant person on the ticket. Got it.
Man, and we all thought his whole thing over couches was bad.
Man, if we could only find a video of a dolphin doing a couch. Did I just rule 34 that into existence?
Margie would do it. But she wants to be in the spotlight too much, so he’d never ask her.
Not to defend the guy… but most millennials might be familiar with the Goatse website, which in its heyday used to link to Lemon Party and… Dolphinse.
Next he might repost Tub Whale.
Deep is that you?
