I have no desire to try Threads for myself (apparently you need an Instagram account to even start, which kills any modicum of interest I might have stone dead right there), but I have been noting down my favorite descriptions of the Threads experience from various bloggers and social media posts:

• like a 90s-themed office party organized by a human resources department.
• like when a local restaurant you enjoy opens a location in an airport.
• like if an entire social network was those posts that tell you what successful entrepreneurs do before 6AM.
• like watching a Powerpoint from the Brand Research team where they tell you that Pop Tarts is crushing it on social.
• like Casual Friday on LinkedIn.