GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Addressing supporters at his latest rally, former President Donald Trump vowed over the weekend to unite the nation against the common enemy of other Americans. “We must come together to defeat the scourge that is our fellow Americans,” said the Republican presidential nominee, who reportedly spoke from the heart as he called upon every member of the U.S. populace to stand together against one another. “Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.” At press time, Trump promised that by the end of his second term, there wouldn’t be a single American remaining.
  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldEnglish
    31·
    4 months ago

    I have GOT to unsubscribe from this community until after the election. In the 90s I could laugh at how absurd the stories were, and how only stupid people could think it was real.

    But this…we now live in an absurd reality where I’m sure Fox News could legit run with this headline. How do you run a news satire website, when life itself is a satire of itself???

    I’m mentally exausted. Good thing this election will be over soon.

    checks calander

    IT’S JULY???!!!

    • kfchan@fedia.io
      14·
      4 months ago

      The biggest change in my thinking in the last 5 years was going from “HOW are people this stupid?” to “People actually ARE this stupid.”

  • brucethemoose@lemmy.worldEnglish
    30·
    4 months ago

    “Look to your right. Now look to your left. Every man, woman, and child you see? We will fight them all. With your support, the American people will be defeated once and for all.”

    Too perfect.

  • fsxylo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    8·
    4 months ago

    I’m surprised Trump hasn’t set up a subscription service for being American™ so that he can say political enemies are not American™.