plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to Earth@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoFive Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25www.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1122arrow-down10cross-posted to: europe@feddit.orgfuckcars@lemmy.worldunitedkingdom@feddit.ukclimate@slrpnk.net
arrow-up1122arrow-down1external-linkFive Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25www.theguardian.complinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to Earth@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: europe@feddit.orgfuckcars@lemmy.worldunitedkingdom@feddit.ukclimate@slrpnk.net
minus-squareAndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 months agoThey’re not going to machete people to death because that’s too much work. They’ll kill people in the laziest most convenient way possible though: cars, calling the cops, COVID, buying shit they don’t need at the store, etc.
minus-squareNeelixBiederman [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months ago“damn, you killed a guy? How’d you do it?” “Well, I was sitting in a big comfy seat and I flexed my ankle a little bit to push the accelerator. I am very badass”
They’re not going to machete people to death because that’s too much work. They’ll kill people in the laziest most convenient way possible though: cars, calling the cops, COVID, buying shit they don’t need at the store, etc.
“damn, you killed a guy? How’d you do it?”
“Well, I was sitting in a big comfy seat and I flexed my ankle a little bit to push the accelerator. I am very badass”