But just to be honest, Senator, I mean, the guy has trouble completing a single sentence.

He does.

chefs-kiss

The President at least believes that we ought to feed starving children in Gaza and get humanitarian aid there. You’ve got Republicans who don’t even want humanitarian aid to go in there. Maybe somebody would want to talk about that as well. Maybe that’s what he means. I don’t know.

fuck you

  • what if it’s a last stratagem. a ruthless play for the throne. bidens brain is mush, all around him the shadows are closing in from the party angling for a cabinet seat, a nod, or to do him Brutus style.

    so Bernie plays the kindly pal and at the last moment, like emperor Constantine before him, Biden “converts” under strange circumstances to Bernie Bro-ism and unleashes the maoist mass line on a shocked nation.

    Year 0: all toothbrushes are seized.

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      Biden says “I’m proud to accept the- uh, the… please welcome President Bernie Sanders”, wanders away from the microphone mumbling about sparrows, and falls headfirst off the stage into a dunce cap for the first DNC struggle session.

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        please stop; i can only get so erect. lol