• FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    > be cat, hunt outside for fun

    > humans tell me “bad cat, you’re destroying the ecosystem”

    > be cat, see the error of my ways, become pacifist

    > even share my food with my mortal enemy

    > humans tell me “bad cat, can’t even catch a mouse that’s eating your food”

    > ???

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    4 months ago

    I thought I was here to sooth your crippling loneliness, not to manage your dirty habits’ consequences.