• ggppjj@lemmy.worldEnglish
        17·
        6 months ago

        The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in SubjectHometownHere.

    • Instigate@aussie.zone
      26·
      6 months ago

      While I loved PropertyCity while I lived there, my early years in RuralTown showed that’s where the real Country really is. We had a herd of FarmAnimals and would always go down to the WaterBody on the weekends where the LargeMammals roamed free and wild!

    • Fades@lemmy.world
      14·
      6 months ago

      Why are females typed differently than males instead of a base class human with a gender identity parameter? Why would human anything have a function called young?? What would that function even do???

      • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev
        4·
        6 months ago

        HumanFemales and HumanM both inherit from the Ape base class, it’s from an older java code base. We tried to change it once but it turned out the person that had written had retired and any changes we made just broke stuff.

      • qarbone@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        6 months ago

        Could be a subclass. However, it should just be an ‘is’ method which is passed the array of [young, pretty] as input

      • cheddar@programming.dev
        2·
        6 months ago

        The young method returns a boolean parameter. Females have a different type for obvious biological discrepancies that require extra functionality.

        • Fades@lemmy.world
          1·
          6 months ago

          I can accept your second point, but in your PR I would absolutely request you to rename the method to isYoung, and then in making said comment I would then ask… what value isYoung providing, and where is the line between young and !young ultimately for trying to get the dev to reevaluate the design. It’s hyper specific in an obtuse manner and I think it hints at design flaws especially with the perspective of product evolution

    • nyan@lemmy.cafeEnglish
      1·
      6 months ago

      If you’re going to do that, at least ask for something useful. Y’know, like “Destroy all advertising firms.”

  • Fades@lemmy.world
    25·
    6 months ago

    These fuckin asshole companies buying up every single goddamn property they can, just so they can sit empty

  • ashok36@lemmy.world
    24·
    6 months ago

    I got one of these calls last week. I told them for $10m they could have it. We haggle for a bit but they weren’t willing to even meet me half way.

  • isaaclyman@lemmy.world
    22·
    6 months ago

    Back during the real estate frenzy of the late 2010s I would get calls all the time asking how much I would sell my house for. I’d say “I could probably let it go for 2 million dollars.” (Even at the ridiculous peak, it was never worth more than 750k.) There would be a few seconds of silence on the line while they actually looked up my house. Then they’d say “oh.” And hang up as fast as humanly possible.

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    6 months ago

    I occasionally get texts offering to buy a house I used to live in. Which was in a state 800 miles from where I’m living now. Which I lived in for six months almost 30 years ago. And in which I just rented an apartment, the unit of which is part of the address they include in the text message. For bonus points, this house was torn down years ago.

  • lad@programming.devEnglish
    8·
    6 months ago

    Abundance of PascalCase in ThreadName disturbs me. If you don’t use FormatSymbol as format symbol at least name variables in camelCase. Or snake_case, or at the very least SCREAMING_SNAKE_CASE.

  • Sc00ter@lemm.ee
    8·
    6 months ago

    This reads to me like someone signed up for a website with a fake location.

    123 Fake St. Property, City 32054

  • Ragdoll X@lemmy.world
    5·
    6 months ago

    I did something like this when working support at Phillips

    I thought it was funny but my colleagues and supervisor were not entertained lol

  • RonSijm@programming.dev
    4·
    6 months ago

    Hmm, I’m thinking - We should place a bunch properties and just name them something like "${username}" - "${password}" and variations of that, and see we can “find/replace” cross-site script them into sending their bots details

  • lseif@sopuli.xyz
    3·
    6 months ago

    not even using delimeters or format specifiers for string interpolation. theyre just doing sed s/PropertyCity/../ ? rookie mistake.