So the tailor doesn’t touch your penis when they’re measuring you

  • Jojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    I’ve always heard the ending be something like:

    Sir, you are a size 37

    37? No, I’m a 36!

    36!? Why if you wore size 36, your mangos would be so squished up you’d have constant migraines.