salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comexternal-linkmessage-square109fedilinkarrow-up1211arrow-down142file-text
arrow-up1169arrow-down1external-linkTIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"www.realmenrealstyle.comsalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 个月前message-square109fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·5 个月前Down the leg? I wrap it around my waist
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 个月前I curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 个月前If you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
minus-squareLad@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 个月前I throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 个月前KAKAROT!!! I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner
Down the leg? I wrap it around my waist
I curl mine up like a butterfly’s proboscis.
Wind it up like a spring
If you bend the tip just right, it can act like a pogo stick
I throw mine over my shoulder and wear it like an ammunition bandolier.
Like any proper gentleman.
KAKAROT!!!
I saw this comment during a server update and couldn’t reply sooner