It’s real by the way.
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inventing 0 carb, 100 calorie, 15g protein alcoholic seltzers. you have no idea how many morons like me would drink that bullshit
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Mr Melancholy’s “luna juice”
Why would they drink it? for the protein?
For the piss flavor
(wrong answers only thread but here's why it's chemically impossible)
White claw are 5pct alcohol, cans are 355mL so 18mL/14g ethanol representing 98kCal.
At 15g protein with 60kCal, it’s like 2pct alc. Would require historic amounts of non-nutritive sweetener as well.
Piss drinkers BTFO
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