This cursed thought appeared in my head and demanded to be spread like a disease. They will unironically appropriate “Girls Get It Done” and use it as a campaign slogan. They will revive the Pete Buttigieg dance. The sun will be blotted out from the sky. A thousand years of darkness will engulf the land, famine and war will follow in its wake, and the sky itself will shatter and weep blood.
At their rallies they can play that song from Barbie where all the women are voting while the Kens are distracted.