One day I was in Hannover on holiday. We were walking on a nice street somewhere when this weirdly beautiful pigeon landed on the ground right in front of me. It was a really gorgeous bird. An unusually pretty pigeon. And it landed in front of me almost intentionally as if to stop me. I stopped my friend who was walking alongside me, pointed at the bird and said “wow look at that beautiful pi-”. Right at that moment, the winged rat looked me straight in the eyes, took a big runny shit on the ground, and fucked off. The end.
Welp that’s a long ass caption
You damn millenials with your short attention spans can’t even read a caption unless it’s shorter than 8 sentences smh
Bird.
Don’t you know
On a wing and a prayer striding off to the next free meal…
Nah. Look at my shadow. I’m a carrot!
strut
Nothing to grooo here.
I’ve got to move on and be who I am
I just don’t belong here, I hope you understand
We might find our place in this world someday
But at least for now
I gotta go my own way (My own way) 🎶Bird, doing bird things, on his way to file a report at the agency.
Me, ignoring my problems
♫ makin my way downtown ♫
How i look like when I’m in public (I’m the guy in the orange vest)
Thr bird is the word.
