Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoHuawei, other Chinese devices: how can I make sure only Xi sees my porn?message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareHuawei, other Chinese devices: how can I make sure only Xi sees my porn?Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square3fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremustGo [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 months ago download every episode of Winnie the Poo navigate to Tienanmen Square daily record yourself feeding sparrows every morning You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping.
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoIt’s true, I did this and Xi used Juche necromancy (which he learned from the evil Kim Jong un) to resurrect Mao, who then proceeded to make me endure a struggle session and then sent me to the countryside to chop trees.
You will be immediately classified as a high threat target and directly monitored by Xi Jinping.
It’s true, I did this and Xi used Juche necromancy (which he learned from the evil Kim Jong un) to resurrect Mao, who then proceeded to make me endure a struggle session and then sent me to the countryside to chop trees.