veronicaella @lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 个月前What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?message-squaremessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down18
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareWhat secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?veronicaella @lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 7 个月前message-square91fedilink
minus-squareShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·7 个月前Maybe the Technology Connections guy is an heir to the General Electric fortune. He certainly has a lot of access to old toasters. 🤔🧐 /s
minus-squareLrdThndr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·7 个月前Now there’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind. He’s financed by big toaster.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 个月前Does that explain why he did a 40 minute video on why microwaves from the 60s were better, but have since become shitified? To promote toasters instead?
minus-squareLrdThndr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-27 个月前Actually, come to think of it, it’s not just toasters… it’s coffeemakers, microwaves, stove knobs, thermostats… HE’S SUPPORTED BY BIG BIMETALLIC STRIP!
Maybe the Technology Connections guy is an heir to the General Electric fortune. He certainly has a lot of access to old toasters. 🤔🧐
/s
Now there’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind. He’s financed by big toaster.
Does that explain why he did a 40 minute video on why microwaves from the 60s were better, but have since become shitified? To promote toasters instead?
Actually, come to think of it, it’s not just toasters… it’s coffeemakers, microwaves, stove knobs, thermostats…
HE’S SUPPORTED BY BIG BIMETALLIC STRIP!
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!