veronicaella @lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 days agoWhat secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?message-squaremessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down18
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareWhat secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?veronicaella @lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square92fedilink
minus-squareShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·4 days agoMaybe the Technology Connections guy is an heir to the General Electric fortune. He certainly has a lot of access to old toasters. 🤔🧐 /s
minus-squareLrdThndr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·4 days agoNow there’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind. He’s financed by big toaster.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 days agoDoes that explain why he did a 40 minute video on why microwaves from the 60s were better, but have since become shitified? To promote toasters instead?
minus-squareLrdThndr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-23 days agoActually, come to think of it, it’s not just toasters… it’s coffeemakers, microwaves, stove knobs, thermostats… HE’S SUPPORTED BY BIG BIMETALLIC STRIP!
Maybe the Technology Connections guy is an heir to the General Electric fortune. He certainly has a lot of access to old toasters. 🤔🧐
/s
Now there’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind. He’s financed by big toaster.
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!
Does that explain why he did a 40 minute video on why microwaves from the 60s were better, but have since become shitified? To promote toasters instead?
Actually, come to think of it, it’s not just toasters… it’s coffeemakers, microwaves, stove knobs, thermostats…
HE’S SUPPORTED BY BIG BIMETALLIC STRIP!