Especially Florida.

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    They keep thinking that they pulled a fast one on us by dumping all that tea in the river, but it was our plan to get the world’s largest brew going.

    Joke’s on them. We have plenty more.

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      -Sir, sir, the Yankees are refusing to pay taxes!

      -Really? Bit annoying.

      -They’re marching on Boston!

      -Are they? Well, I’m sure it’ll blow over.

      -And they’re dumping crates of tea into the harbour!

      -WHAT??? TOTAL WAR!!!