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      In the other, you’re a ring bearer and are guilty of virtually every smuggling crime that we have a nose for.

      One of these lives has a future. The other one does not.

      I’m going to be as forthcoming as I can he, Me Baggins. You’re here because we need your help.

      My colleagues believe that I’m wasting my time with you Mr Baggins, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.

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          What good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)

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            We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh chest of gold.

            All we ask in return is your còóperation in bringing a known evil to Mordor.

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    5 months ago

    I remember people joking about this just after the first LotR trilogy trailers/promo stills came out. Damn I feel old.