I slept naked and not in my underwear like I always do. I know, I fucked up. I am now sipping caviar and eating champagne and have betrayed the revolution.
I slept naked and not in my underwear like I always do. I know, I fucked up. I am now sipping caviar and eating champagne and have betrayed the revolution.
It’s okay, I farted in my bosses corner office twice
Once under my own volition and once more on your behalf