Hol’upaminnitt. Lucy stops the panic attack and delivers the tasties, and they’re still the baddie? Anon is one ungrateful gumby.
Satan is cool and understanding. He was God’s removed once as well.
God just claims you have free will. Satan is the one that actually fights for it
Ever heard of a Faustian Bargain? If the bible was written today, Stan would be taking requests through Amazon
Sounds like God wasn’t capable enough to stay competitive in today’s spiritual market.
God needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps. He can’t expect to have everyone’s souls handed to him.
Read your bibles people: GOD IS THE VILLAIN
The biggest trick of the devil was to convince everyone he was actually god
the plot twist is real
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Christianity would have been so much cooler if the Gnostics won the cult war
Hail satan
Highest resolution 4chan post I’ve ever seen
Hail Satan
Just rolling into the next panic attack, huh?
Praise Satan!
Hail Satan!
Lucy was the angel who stood up to their bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father and got kicked out for it. Why would I want to hang out with the judgmental prick instead of the guy who just wants everyone to eat drink and be merry?
bloodthirsty megalomaniacal father
Imagine Yahweh the war god is your Dad.
And you just wanna be an artist.
Anon tells on themselves about their true beliefs.
Good thing god is all forgiving I hear.
God is the one that should be begging our forgiveness.
Insert Stephen Fry interview here
Jimmy Savile really hoped so
Hail Santana!!
Oye cómo va
Hail Saitan
