I was a non functioning alcoholic and ran with some rough types in my late teens/early 20s and have both kicked ass and had my ass kicked. Mostly drunken barfights.
One time someone legitimately mistook me for someone else and started cussing at me, so I started cussing back and pushed him to the ground. He got up and did a really neat move actually where he faked a kick and then socked me right in the cheek, knocked me on my ass. I apologized, got up, we figured out the misunderstanding and he bought me a beer.
Does getting knocked out by walking into a glass door count? Broke my nose, btw.
You are a powerful walker
Not as powerful as the glass door, though.
This made me laugh out loud and now my wife wants to know what was funny… Thank you.
Get busy walking or get busy dying. #volkswalk