how tf do i call out of work. i never do this shit and i’m always terrified of doing it. i hate my job and would much rather do the thing with my friends tomorrow but i’m a terrible liar and have a deep seated need to be seen as doing good, even by my fucking b*ss. does anyone have any tips for how to do it?
Depending on the “rules” of your employer… don’t lie.
Just call in saying, I’m using a sick day, I don’t feel well. Because… technically, your anxiety about calling in is “not feeling well”.