Oh, what meanies they were to poor little Donnie. Did they hurt your fee-fees, Donnie-kins? I’m sorry they didn’t want to play with you and said all those mean things like “Guilty”. But you won’t ever have to see them again, and the next time you see the Judge he may send you on a special trip to the island with all those big buildings on it with no windows.

Now come here, little guy. That diaper smells like it needs a change!