I ate ice cream once and now I’m bi.

This is what Watters is afraid of with ice cream. The same with Top Gear host Richard Hammond, who declared in 2016 that he doesn’t eat ice cream, explaining that his refusal has “something to do with being straight.” In 2018, Wiz Khalifa said that any man eating a whole banana is “sus,” and that he should be breaking it up into little pieces before he eats. Social media is full of men joking that popsicles, corn dogs, and pickles are all too risky.

If you cut up a banana into small bite-sized pieces and tell me that the reason you are doing so is to avoid speculation that you might suck dick, I will take your hand and tell you that you need therapy, immediately, lol. You aren’t even in the closet. That’s like the attic, maybe even the roof.

Same thing if you say that about ice cream or certain meats or something. That is insane, lol.

I guess you can get a free pass to eat these foods during Pride Month, though. We’ll allow it. xD

Is it all ice cream or just chocolate chip mint?