• Grimy@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Well now you can pull one out whenever it starts getting yellow and regrow it. It won’t take many for him to start brushing.

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          6 months ago

          At least 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won’t make it happen any quicker.

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            6 months ago

            Is that what happened to Musk, Trump, Putin, etc.? They got decanted from the tubes too soon? I mean, that makes sense, but why not just let it wither on the vine at that point? Shareholder pressure? Curious.

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              6 months ago

              Well, I was quoting RFC 1925, the twelve networking truths…

              (2) No matter how hard you push and no matter what the priority, you can’t increase the speed of light.

              • (2a) (corollary). No matter how hard you try, you can’t make a baby in much less than 9 months. Trying to speed this up might make it slower, but it won’t make it happen any quicker.

              https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/html/rfc1925