How do I get in?
Use the helpfully labeled ‘Gender Neutral Entrance’
Came here to say that! Are they taking applications? Lol
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
Inaccurate. Where is the gay room
and Taco Bar
Don’t forget the avocado toast breakfast nook
The canteen serves all-day brunch.
Where’s Saddam Hussein?
come on, there’s not even a gender affirming care room? clearly fake smh
Where is the Satanist Altar? Where am I supposed to make my offering of aborted fetal tissue?
We don’t make offerings here. Fetal tissue is repurposed as fertilizer for the vegan horticulture room (yes it’s vegan to prevent human suffering)
Vegan horticulture? What’s the alternative, growing mushrooms on dead animals?
This is a recruitment ad and it’s working. I’m ready to join.
