They’re in the last place you’ll look for them.
Cause if you kept looking after you found them, that would be real weird.
Oddly enough I say that quite often too. Everything’s always in the last place you look. Because then, you stop looking. :)
Did you check your butthole?
H.Y.C.Y.B.H.
Yep, once a month whether it needs it or not!
They are in a block of ice in the freezer. When you got home you were tired and decided to make yourself a mojitos, however there was no ice. So you decided to make ice, and because you’re from the old country, you put your keys in with the ice to ward off He Who Tickles In The Night from appearing at the harvest moon during the witching hour to do His feather dance across your toes.
…or the sofa
They are in a block of ice in the freezer. When you got home you were tired and decided to make yourself a mojitos, however there was no ice. So you decided to make ice, and because you’re from the old country, you put your keys in with the ice to ward off He Who Tickles In The Night from appearing at the harvest moon during the witching hour to do His feather dance across your toes.
…or the sofa
In the fridge?
Did you check on the counter
I have them! Here they are!
Coat pocket. Not the one you are wearing, but the one you had on before.
Probably somewhere on earth
In the car or the dryer. That’s where mine usually show up. I made a little key basket that hangs on my back doorknob and it has helped. Good luck.
They are in a block of ice in the freezer. When you got home you were tired and decided to make yourself a mojitos, however there was no ice. So you decided to make ice, and because you’re from the old country, you put your keys in with the ice to ward off He Who Tickles In The Night from appearing at the harvest moon during the witching hour to do His feather dance across your toes.
…or the sofa
