The most expensive, most cared-for piece of cutlery I have is actually my Scanpan chef knife and sharpener. My ex bought it when we were together… with my money… without me knowing… and then expected i cook every meal… anyway… so when I broke it off with them, I hid it. And it’s amazing!! Sharpen it, and it glides through onions! None of my other knives are anywhere near as good. I clean it first and dry it so it doesn’t rust. My favourite utensil.
My second favourite utensil is a fork. Love forks.
The most expensive, most cared-for piece of cutlery I have is actually my Scanpan chef knife and sharpener. My ex bought it when we were together…
with my money… without me knowing… and then expected i cook every meal… anyway… so when I broke it off with them, I hid it. And it’s amazing!! Sharpen it, and it glides through onions! None of my other knives are anywhere near as good. I clean it first and dry it so it doesn’t rust. My favourite utensil.My second favourite utensil is a fork. Love forks.
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i am a huge fan of teaspoons.
I eat my cereal with a teaspoon because it feels like I get to eat more
I bought myself some sorbet spoons (long handled teaspoons) because I’m an adult now. They’re the only new cutlery I’ve ever bought.
Also known as Sundae spoons. Great for getting the scraps from the bottom of a jar.
If someone gives me a teaspoon to eat a dessert I will throw it back at them.
If someone gives me a teaspoon to eat a potato, I will marry them
You have very low standards. Keep up the good work.
You eat spaghetti for every meal or something?
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If someone gives you a knife they need to give money with it or it’s bad juju.
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Extra bad juju.
My ex bought me a San Moritz chef’s knife and we broke it off soon after :( Nice knife though.