• spujb@lemmy.cafe
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    7 months ago

    Dude! Nice man you built there. Really slick. What’s it made of? Oh? Straw?

    Cool cool. Lightweight. Organic. Biodegradable! No downsides to that I’m su—

    HOLY SHIT

    Holy shit holy shit it’s on fire. The straw man! It’s burning! Your poor man of straw! It couldn’t stand up to the heat of even a little interrogation!!

    Ugh. I’m shocked about this! Apalled. No one could have predicted this, no one.

    I am so sorry for your loss. It must be truly a blow. Well, take care now. I usually block accounts like these. :)