Fined $4m for Who-Me-esque mess, for which it blames unnamed archiving vendor's retention settings

would be cool if common folk could also be forgiven for “accidentally” deleting evidence

  • wagesof@links.wageoffsite.comEnglish
    481·
    2 years ago

    This is the part of “corporations are people” that somehow always proves the lie.

    Put all of JP Morgan in jail. It can’t do any business at all until it serves the 90 days in jail for contempt of court since they failed to produce discovery and any of the SEC’s assertions that could have been based on this data, no matter how outlandish, are considered as facts to the jury going forward.

    • authEnglish
      14·
      2 years ago

      They only get the advantages of being considered a person… None of the drawbacks… Laws in the US are screwed

  • bigboxEnglish
    1·
    2 years ago

    Sounds like what Tom and Greg did in Succession