Presldent is a lil different than president because you get no power. But you get a sash and you become the commander in chief of an army of 19 slugs and 1 real angry duck.
For my first act as presledent, I’m gonna lick all these snails and wait for a brain parasite! For my Vase presledent, I choose the angry duck. Also, we’re married now. The duck is my wife and she’s still angry.
Because.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk
I nominate fartographer for presledent.
Presldent is a lil different than president because you get no power. But you get a sash and you become the commander in chief of an army of 19 slugs and 1 real angry duck.
ALL HAIL PRESLDENT ELECT FARTOGRAPHER.
Thank you!
For my first act as presledent, I’m gonna lick all these snails and wait for a brain parasite! For my Vase presledent, I choose the angry duck. Also, we’re married now. The duck is my wife and she’s still angry.
A vote for me is a vote!