• Bizzle@lemmy.worldM
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    1 year ago

    A pirate captain comes out of his quarters, and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. So the quartermaster comes over and says, “Arr, Captain! Why do ye have a steering wheel in your pants?” The captain replies, “Arr I don’t know but it’s been drivin’ me nuts all day!”