• numberfour002@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Translated for the hard of hearing:

    Master Lock closed down. I used to use Master Lock all the time when I was a little child.

    I take mashter-lacka goomp een naste lots a naste liddum puzzles yah puddum.

    • Icalasari@fedia.io
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      7 months ago

      Holy fuck, with any luck he ends up brain dead by the time debates roll around and the GOP eat themselves alive infighting to replace him last minute

      Because that honestly looks like a real possibility

      • DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        Zero chance he participates in a debate. Honestly, Biden sounds like rigor mortis is starting to set in too. Pathetic situation we have. Sure would be wild if one of them dropped out in the last few months and let some youngin onto the top of the ticket. That one would definitely win, red or blue. Trump would never cede the power, so the only way Trump gives up is significantly failing health or jail. Hoping Biden does the right thing.

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          7 months ago

          Which Biden speeches are you seeing?

          This sounds like some bullshit both sides are equal crap.

          Biden is far, far more coherent than trump. It’s Biden old too? Yeah, but they’re not the same. Not even a little.

          • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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            7 months ago

            Biden sounds better and he’s battle a speech impediment his whole life.

            Trump is starting to sound like my gramma in her last years.