Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months agoBroke: "I can fix her". Woke: "She can ruin me"ani.socialexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down10
arrow-up1181arrow-down1external-linkBroke: "I can fix her". Woke: "She can ruin me"ani.socialRozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareinsomniac_lemon@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up18·6 months agoBRAIN: “You are tasked to consider the evidence, and whether it proves BEYOND a reasonable doubt: whether my client is undateable. Is my client… a perfect man? No-” ME: “She can kill me, yeah.”
minus-squareLxrduy@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoI actually read “Brennan” instead of “brain” at first
BRAIN: “You are tasked to consider the evidence, and whether it proves BEYOND a reasonable doubt: whether my client is undateable. Is my client… a perfect man? No-”
ME: “She can kill me, yeah.”
I actually read “Brennan” instead of “brain” at first