• Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    Ditto. Took me a while to get good at it but once you’ve gotten solid with the base, it’s not difficult to execute, it’s an art you’ve discovered your talents and built your skills to boot.

    You don’t give a fuck and deliver the joke like this is a stage because you know everyone is looking at you and you’ve got the right whistle to your dance. The crowd buys your trick and the dollar piles the pit well and practically grow into a hill.

    “Unfortunately,” you are drinking. Sure, not very much but your carrying soaks the paper from your trip on and over the dollar. Your land fires a torch in your pocket and it’s quickly all gone.

    You get trad leader status if the vampires trip on you for the burning and you nail every cross they’ve tricked everyone else cuz it won’t be long til the sleepers wake the fuck up or just die in the sense of this place literally being baked by those who haven’t questioned the fact that the only reason the leading liars have gotten away with such audacious lying is because the real truth is that they themselves are actually conducting the call itself.

    Look, see? It was written on the talisman you call money. Not exactly complicated.