Blandest fucking shit I’ve ever had lmao

I keep telling myself to be open-minded and try things and keep vindicating my gut feeling that things will suck

  • AlicePraxis [any]@hexbear.net
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    7 months ago

    my brother drinks one called ☠DEATH WISH COFFEE☠ like even if it was the best coffee in the world (which it obviously isn’t) I wouldn’t buy that shit out of pure cringe

    why can’t guys just be normal, why does every stupid product have to appeal to their fragile masculinity

    • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      7 months ago

      Death Wish’s Valhalla Java blend is unironically worth a try, albeit pricey for what it is. The regular Death Wish is kind of meh; I found it to be kind of acrid from all the extra caffeine more than anything.

      Edit: The Valhalla Java stuff is a medium-dark roast with arabica and robusta, so take from that what you will.