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badposting@hexbear.net · 10 months ago

Do you salt your boogers before you eat them?

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Do you salt your boogers before you eat them?

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badposting@hexbear.net · 10 months ago

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I hadn’t been but then a chef buddy of mine said thats the restaurant trick and honestly it makes a big difference.

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The only time its acceptable to eat your boogers is after you’ve been doing snortable drugs.
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  Right, so you snort salt and then they taste good
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    It is an essential vitamin…
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      So that’s what’s in Vitamin B

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