It amazes but doesnt surprise me how fucking stupid that man is
Something more amazing is the fact that he has millions of people that follow him
Elon: “But millions of people follow me!”
Nearest Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
Narrator: In 2032, Musk infamously pooped his diaper in public, which finally led to his ousting at SpaceX, Tesla and the rebranded Titter. It didn’t help that SpaceX rockets and Cybertruck prototypes had killed thousands in recent years. It was soon thereafter found that Titter was actually 87% bots, most created in the early 2020’s by now defunct crypto corporations and various fascist dick-taters.
Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy, and Twitter is the digital town square where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated
— Elon Musk (Apr. 25, 2022 During the announcement Musk was buying Twitter)
I would think someone would point out the irony but I’m doubtful anyone could penetrate his fifteen astronomical unit thick ego. This man’s money is the single reason anyone on this planet give him more than ten seconds of their lives.
To bigots, freedom of speech means freedom from accountability
So you get to decide what is and isn’t offensive to others?
We do not get to decide what a slur is, melon husk does not get to decide what a slur is. The bigots do not get to decide what a slur is.
That job belongs solely to the kids on Xbox Live
That’s what your Mom always says.
Transphobes: attempts genocide
Transphobes: “omg ur terminology hurts my feelings you bigot 😭😭😭😭”
This is about as offensive as calling someone straight.
Hey that’s my job. You should be offended.
Can someone tweet this to Snowflake Musk?
Deep breaths now pop pop
I do not like that man musk
Put him in a submarine, it’ll sort itself out
All you need is a cheap Logitech controller!
I built a new uncertified experiment submarine out of a $3 roll of duck tape and a trash can I found on the side of the road. I think I might cave and spend $4.98 on a can of white spray paint though. I’m thinking based on the control panel I drew in crayon/built, this baby will make it all the way down to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. “Challenger Deep” sounds like a pretty easy place to get to after all.
Tickets start at only $250k but for a strapping lad like Elon or Bezos, I think that I can do it for 62 cents a pop.
