I’ve been accused of spreading anti-mormon lies and propaganda. Oh no! They got me! Guess I’ve been Deceived by Satan. Drank The World’s kool-aid. The serpent beguiled me, as it were. How dare my 60,000 word essay about my experience in the church not promote the message mormonism pushes. Now that I’ve been caught, what’s left to do but write some more? My incomplete list of anti-mormon lies Jesus loves you unconditionally.