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Don’t drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you’ve got a long walk home you’re basically sober by the time you show up
Same here! Some great memories come to mind reading your words!
Yeeeah, the cool night air as you ramble along and slowly sober up. Maybe stop to pee on a tree somewhere.
Tries to walk under the stars in the city: city light polution ruins it.
Tries to walk under the stars in the countryside: Starlink light polution ruins it.deleted by creator
one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn’t even have rosemary
You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:
“Uhoh… the OVEN.”
My wife came home a few nights ago and I was already in bed, I heard her starting a meal in the microwave, not unusual. Next day I see the time on the microwave was 43:57, and the meal was still in there. Real glad she didn’t press start. She has no clue what time she was trying to enter. I like to theorize, due to the arrangement of numbers, she just punched the num pad.
They missed the “Drunk me keeps buying sober me presents from the Internet”.
Blackout Christmas! 🎁🎉
I never bought myself stuff while drunk, but I liked to go on twitch and subscribe to random small channels, and gift them games they wanted to play lol.
I am still waiting for my drunk self to buy myself a piano or some other instrument, so I have a reason to learn to play it, lol.
I’m the “guess I’m crying now” kind of drunk.
You pair great with the journey into the woods fellow. An adventure will cure what ails ya.
A journey into the woods crying? I know how the Blair Witch Project got started.
Us woods folks are the story drunk type
So there I was…
I get to have the novel experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk
This is called getting old.
aint that the truth
That was basically my reaction to alcohol my whole life, just get kinda eepy.
thing is: that was already a thing when i was 17, so that’s just kinda how i react to alcohol
IME, you can overcome that by drinking more 👍
Yeah I get the 🌌being tired🌌 part too… but then I act like an aggressive toddler who has every right to stay up past their bedtime and it goes away pretty quick
And sometimes you get to try out all of them! In one night!
I don’t see “I am smart enough to know I can’t drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here”
(Not that I know anyone like that personally.)
Car dependency moment
Suffering from Taco Bell dependency too sadly :(
(again not me of course)
Oh. Oh, man. I’m not the only one…
(#4)
I once knew a guy that got EXTREMELY stoned almost every day…until one day he went out into the dark in the woods and got lost for a whole month.
And now he doesn’t smoke pot anymore.
Edited a spelling error.
I’d watch a 12 episode miniseries about that guy.
he barely even remembers anything before sobering up and realizing he had no idea where he was.
From what anyone can tell, he was tripping out pretty hard and he just started casually walking out into the woods aimlessly.
after that incident is when he realized that his consumption of pot was a problem and he had to stop.
so this is what they call a bad trip
Bullshit. Lost for a month? Not happening. I’d love to read an article about this totally not made up story.
actually now that I think of it, he was lost for about a week, I heard about him going missing…and he told me that he did that when he was high, that’s where I got the rest of the details. Again, this dude got stoned out of his mind almost every day, so I guess you need to consider the source when any information is coming from him.
Many of us have been each of those types of drunks.
these are the three personalities of my ADHD
Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.
Do you need help, my guy?
It’s fine, bud light is good for staying hydrated
I’ve got Bush… 👀… and Busch Light.
If the drinking goes on long enough, I will go through all of these phases.
You start off as panel 1 then as you get more drunk you turn into panel 2 and after even more drinking you’re panel 4.
I stayed panel 4 even after getting sober
Yes that’s how it goes for me, and panel 3 is me on my way to panel 4. A friend literally sent this comic to me today saying “you’re all of them”.
I am both the first and the fourth one.
