trip would send god out the door
Kirby is the stuff of Thanos’ nightmares.
Can you hook me up with a nude of this?
Sure, here you go:
He is wearing shoes and the Infinity Gauntlet.
He’s kinky like that
Nothing on but the radio and Infinity Gauntlet?
What would happen if he snapped while fisting me?
Replace the feet and left “arm” with nubs that look like the right one. Done!
why, god
Humanity has peaked. Thanks to you. This is the greatest achievement of our species. The magnum opus. The proof that humanity is god incarnate.
Thanks to the creator of this image, anyway. I merely stole the picture from the internet. It’s even been 3D printed!
)If you have the stl, I would love to get them
Looks like it’s here.
Thank you very much
Kirby would just inhale him tbh
Steve. What can’t he do
If his smash adaptation is anything to go by, Thanos will be begging for mercy as he gets 0 to death’.
And then Steve does Up+B in the wrong direction and sails off the stage.
Kratos. Thanos had god-like powers, Kratos killed actual gods including the fates themselves.
Kratos is my go-to any time a question like this comes up.
Mario. Have fun living when he smashes you with his ass at half the speed of light.
Prince of All Cosmos. Thanos is no where near the largest thing that’s been in a Katamari.
Fan theory: The King of all Cosmos is really just the cafeteria manager for the Celestials and Katamari are just little appetizers for Galactus.
I mean, Thanos isn’t even that tough. Most of the people fighting him were just human+ power level (notice how they specifically de-powered the Hulk for that fight?). A lot of characters could take him relatively easily.
Somebody mentioned Kerrigan. Yup. Zeratul would ‘Nothing Personnel, Kid’ the purple guy. Talandar (formerly Fenix) could fuck him up in a straight fight - the dude has died twice, he ain’t afraid of shit. All of the Zerg charcters, probably.
The Doomslayer, obv.
An entire collection of characters from Diablo. Good old Tyrael would bust him open, but any of the angel or demon characters could do that.
Kinda want to put him in a room with Jack of Blades. Nothing kills a supervillan like another supervillan.
Speaking of those Blizz characters, a number of Warcraft villains could easily take on Thanos too: Archimonde, Sargeras, Deathwing, Lich King.
I’ma show my age and say 90s Duke Nukem. Thanos wouldn’t stand a chance against bad 80s action-movie parody camp.
Until it is done
I think the idea with Thanos vs Hulk is that their strength gap wasn’t as far apart (presumably Hulk is stronger) but Thanos was using actual fighting and boxing techniques, whereas hulk usually just smashes. Like how a skinny martial artist can take on someone much stronger than them, technique makes a huge difference.
That said I felt really robbed we never got a BannerHulk rematch with Thanos. Him being intelligent would’ve let him actually train his technique over the timeskip and complete the character arc.
King of all cosmos from Katamari Damacy
He’ll just make his poor son or his relatives do it. And then will say they didn’t do well enough no matter what.
This character canonically has a thanos-killing, anti-stones launcher, it has been confirmed by the dev.
When? Now, since im the dev and i can do anything i want with the lore of my games
I get the feeling you aren’t Prof. Mateas.
V1 ultrakill would have Thanos shitting and pissing himself
+ PURPLEKILL
why kill half the universe for “balance” when you can kill 100% of it for blood!
Dragonborn with level 100 pickpocket, 100 stealth, and alchemy-exploit damage boosts.
The Nerevarine can pull that much sooner and much easier with infinitely high attributes. Create a custom spell:
- Target self, 1 sec
- Soul trap
- Fortify attribute (Luck)
500 luck makes you invincible and every skill work 100% of the time.
Much better. Gets us out of the “if Batman had enough prep time” bikeshed.
Kevin McCalister with enough prep time could easily defeat Thanos and Batman.
That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about weaponizing paint cans and micro machines to dispute it.
Don’t forget hot door handles, a flamethrower to the skull and a big spider
Any JRPG charter from disk 3 or 4.
Bayonetta
Literally every single JRPG protagonist.
MELONS
>:(
abs love I was going for Façade-posting but I actually accidentally created a honey trap for nerds (not derogatory, this time)
I wanted:
Grace: Trip, you said you were going to put that away.
*phone rings*
thanos: hard melon require throbbing will
:0
>:[
Trip: Okay, thanos you need to leave now
I got:
The buff senator from metal gear rising could beat thano, but only when red sun is playing
Does Fromsoft speed runner count? Apparently, you kill gods using slow, deliberate strikes to their feet.
