Which sub are you talking about, there are quite a few in this community
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Oh, that was mandatory? I was just doing it for fun.
Better to have verified users than a sudden influx of bots! Also they are kind enough to let them be partial, I always wear my cage bc I’m shy like that.
is that really an effective bot prevention measure? I mean come on, posting nude photos is like the one thing spambots are good at
You have to hold little signs with whatever the mods ask, like “@nutomic@lemmy.ml is my daddy”
This is an April Fool’s post AFAIK
Reverse image search to make sure it’s an actual person.
Next time send them this:
wooooahh
pibe bomb
so cooli wonder what happens if i
You like to pipe bombs, don’t you~?
Are they taking applications?
Asking for uh, a friend.
They actually are lmao
Do I have to send extra nudes to apply?
Videos
Wait, you only have to send these once a week?
Pretty sure this is an April fools joke. You have to send one every day
Yeah but you can pre-send them. Send 52 in one day and you’re good for a year
Oh nice. Next stop: Mods’ inbox
Oh shit, I never paid the fee 😱
I believe they charge extra for a late penalty.
…what’s extra?
Butthole pics
Gimme a minute. Need to find a mirror.
I first read this as “Need to find a minor”
Fuck I’m late too. Thank OP for the reminder!
Hey it’s me, your local moderator, here to collect your debt 🥸
If you want to look at my perimenopausal hooty hoo, I’ll show anyone who asks. Step right up.
Hello it’s me, your moderator.
I would like to see the hooty hoo
Hello
Is it somehow different than pre or post menopausal?
It’s old and saggy
I’d like to make that determination myself
It actually looks pretty good. It might not, er, self lubricate anymore, but that’s why God invented Astroglide.
Oh it was supposed to be mine? I’ve just been sending them yours
pretty normal for the avarage lemmy community imo
Oi look at the clock! it’s time to pay up, mates.
Hello i’m moderator, where’s my picture of naked mole rat
I was getting lots of appreciation from them for the cat porn, actually. Can’t get enough of the hot pussy I guess.
Joke’s on you I send them 52 at once so that I get a year ahead
Hey it’s training for your eventuall onlyfans career.
