Jesus: is crucified

Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”

Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.

Can someone please explain this.

EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.

  • It’s deranged. God could have just snapped his fingers and said “okay y’all are saved now”

    Ok, then how would they appreciate their salvation more now, without giving them a hard-hitting message, sweaty! maybe-later-honey

    God also created evil because he wanted to know his children really love him. Manipulative freak.

    Seriously, though, saying this is the equivalent of saying “Trotsky invented racism to stop all political debate”. This is just pure bad-faith slander on your part. Is this what the deranged evangelicals think of, as ‘atheist’ beliefs?

    I don’t think I’ve seen God intentionally create evil DIRECTLY in the Biblia…

    • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t think I’ve seen God intentionally create evil DIRECTLY in the Biblia…

      jesse-wtf

      I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things

      https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah 45:7&version=KJV note that’s not me picking KJV, they default to it.

      and there’s ordering the genocide of the amalakites, instructions for how to scam your slaves into not being a temporary deal, the child sacrifice “test”… textual crimes of god in the “good book” would take several hours to go over if you want all of them.

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      He’s the demiurge, the creator of everything.

      So! Who created the Serpent?

      Humans are special because we’re the only creations with free will.

      So why does the Serpent tempt humanity?

      It’s all a fucking test for humans to see how much we love God.

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        omnipotence and omnipresence preclude the existence of free will. Either god knows everything that will happen, in which case every choice a human ever makes including ones which condemn them to hell are all part of something god set in motion and is ultimately responsible for, OR god is not actually all knowing and able to foresee that

        I don’t care what weaselly arguments christians have invented against this in the last 2000 years to “um akshually” me because as far as I am concern this is case fucking closed

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          Angels don’t have free will! Only humans have that, that’s canonically what makes us so special.

          That angel was created to fall from grace from the very start. Just God play-acting with His dolls.

          • Ok, now you’re bringing mudpies into the argument…

            The consensus of scholars who focus on the study of free will in the ancient world is that the Bible does not explicitly address free will.[11][12][13]

            The leading scholar on the subject of free will in antiquity, Michael Frede, observed that “freedom and free will cannot be found in either the Septuagint or the New Testament and must have come to the Christians mainly from Stoicism.”[14]

            State me ** a bible verse where God mentions “free will” being only inherent within humanity** or I will think of it as pagan revisionism, like that people did with Christmas and Easter…

            Let alone the prove that Free will is canon within the bible…

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              Huh. Totally thought it was canonical. My bad!

              Though, uh, “free will is apocryphal” doesn’t really contradict my point? If there isn’t free will in angels or humanity then it’s all just God playing with his dolls.

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                  It still leaves the problem of God being all-knowing and perfect.

                  He created the Serpent fully knowing that the Serpent would go on to tempt humanity and cause the Fall.

                  Why not just not create the Serpent? Seems pretty intentional to me, even if the Serpent had free will.

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      idk how anybody could defend the christian god, he literally goes into a bet with satan just to fuck up a dude’s life to prove that he actually loves him, and wow, god wins, so that man’s life is restored right? sure, but not all his fucking kids or his wife, they’re just fuckin’ dead, for a bet